ELEMENTARY, SHERLOCK!

belgianbollocks:

jynxishh:

eddplant:

xfawnx:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

I have never seen a more perfect marriage proposal =’D

Damn it internet

you are setting the bar TOO HIGH

oh my god wh what 

tears everywhere

Unrelated to Sherlock Sappy Post of the Day:

Listen followers. I don’t reblog stuff like this ever.

In fact, marriage proposals and the whole normative practice of marriage makes me both incredibly bored and grossed out.

But…oh..jesus…where did all these tears come from…

and the dancing….the laptops…heart…beginnning…to…feel…things

Unrelated to Sherlock Post of the Day:

This unrelated to Sherlock post of the day is dedicate to this amazing, drunk beetch. If there is anything I love more than English homo-erotic crime dramas its sexual innuendos made in the form of pad puns, spewing out of a cocktail shaker.

“Had a few of these last week, thought I was going to have a lonely-fart,
Turned out to be a domestic dis-turd-ance.”

Subscribe, forever subscribed. 

Unrelated to Sherlock Post of the Day:

Trigger Warning: May cause adorable seizing 

Please. Someone. Anyone. Tell me how this is possible because right now my heart is going boom boom squasshhh. How can adorable things like this happen in real life. Who would video tape this…Oh god..can’t…breathe…the bearrrss…..da bearssss…

ALERT: WTF NORTH CAROLINA?

Unrelated to Sherlock News Alert:

North Carolina. Da Fuq you doing?

North Carolina voters have passed a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, CNN projects, putting a ban that already existed in state law into the state’s charter.

With more than 1.5 million votes counted from Tuesday’s referendum, supporters of the ban led opponents by a margin of 61% to 39%, according to figures from the State Board of Elections. Its backers prepared to celebrate by serving wedding cake to their supporters in a Raleigh ballroom.

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Unrelated to Sherlock Astronomical Event of 2012:

Reminder to all my followers that tomorrow night is a Supermoon.

What’s a supermoon?

Supermoon is the coincidence of a full moon (or a new moon) with the closest approach the Moon makes to the Earth on its elliptical orbit, or perigee.

The moon will reach perigee, its closest point to Earth, at 11:34 p.m. EST

In other words, ‘Holy Shit ya’ll dats a big ass moon in the sky!!’

So don’t forget to cast your eyes skyward tonight, as you should do every night.

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Unrelated to Sherlock Personal Observation of the Day:

Man… am I glad that I’m not deep into the House fandom.

Major character death in their Forever OTP imminent.

Things That Can Get You Strip Searched (In America)

newsweek:

villagevoice:

From Victoria Bekiempis:

Unpaid Parking tickets

Adultery

Fortune Telling

Criminal Anarchy

Criminal interference with health care services or religious worship in the second degree

Criminal Mischief in the Fourth Degree

Making Graffiti

Unlawfully Using Slugs (fake coins)

While America was focused on the health-care hearing, the Supreme Court went and ruled you, average American, can legally be stripped searched for the pettiest of crimes.

Unrelated to Sherlock Post of the Day:

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Unrelated to Sherlock Post of the Day:

Co-hosted by Paul Rudd in this episode of ‘Help, I Can’t Even…What is air?…Pass the Oxygen Tank.’ This particular posting of UtSPofD is also sponsored by the letter J for Jesus Christ, Paul Rudd, you are making my ovaries burst into the stratosphere.

Reminder to those in the audience. If you have ever fantasized about Paul Rudd pretending to be a ghost in your closet, and/or that you would place gentle kissys on Paul Rudd’s top lip then you’re going to want to grab your heart medication because it is about to come true.

tundrawoman:

In the midst of my tears from laughing, I stop and wonder “wow, is that little guy gonna be OK? What if he drowns in that?”

Unrelated to Sherlock Post of the Day:

If ever there were a perfect illustration of death by chocolate, this little guy proves its even more ecstatic and orgasmic than you could have ever imagined.

Gets a bit dicey when he finds the fondue pot though.