ELEMENTARY, SHERLOCK!

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Benedict Cumberbatch pointing his [abnormally large] finger at me. Today was a good day.

Oh, this is lovely.

notmydate:

And a creepy Martin Freeman appears!!!

yet still aggressively attracted to him

areyousuretonightsadangernight:

Martin Freeman & Richard Armitage: Japanese blu-ray promo [X]

JEHSUS, where has this been hiding for two years?!

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SB Media’s BAFTA photos-

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Amanda’s face tho. She’s like ‘Watch…what…you…say…”

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watsonwarrior:

I personally think that this gif

is much funnier when reversed

Oh hey!…wait…oh…oh my god…I just shit my pants

Is there a trailer?! Where’s the trailer!

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clock-watcher:

Hi-res pix:  Martin Freeman & Amanda Abington at the UK Premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness on May 2, 2013 in London. 

IS THAT A UNICORN SHIRT!?@

Playing the Hobbit Mustache Game with a Tolkien Scholar who is watching the Hobbit for the first time.

A selection of quotes thus far:

“What the fuck is this?”

“That’s Thorin Oakenshield? THAT’S THORIN OAKENSHIELD?! He looks like a roided out Boromir.”

“What THE FUCK is this?”

“Peter Jackson needs to stop wiping his ass with the Simurilian.”

“This never happened. This never happened.”

“Fili is a fucking elf.”

“Homo-hobbit”

“Here, blow your nose with my crotch suede”

“Ok, yea. Like Orcs really fucking care about genetic lineage.”

“This is a cluster fuck of horrible”

“…And that bird just knows to shit on one side of his face?”

“This is like the Judapatowization of the fantasy genre and that is not ok”

“Emo dwarf is emo”

“It really says a lot when a 1970s made for tv animation rocks the shit out of a billion dollar movie”

“Can’t leave without my rabbit chariot!”

“Clearly Thorin just wants to fuck the elves, thats why he has a problem with them. Bring your lube and a rubber glove.”

“Agent Smith.”

“This alludes nothing to the hubris of Thorin. He’s just a dick in this. A hot dick. But a fucking emo dick”

“The white orc would be a lot scarier if he didn’t have a fucking whisk for a hand.”

“This is like the scorpion king meets Tolkien?”

“Thunder giants? What is the rock-em-sock-em bullshit?!”

— Tolkien aficionado has said nothing during Riddles in the Dark scene. Is currently hitting forehead with fist.—-

—Intermittent arguments——

“Thorin. Poor man’s Aragon”

“This is the worst portrayal of Thorin ever. You can’t make someone heroic and a douche by making him taciturn.”

—Long series of expletives as Thorin and company listen to Bilbo’s speech—

“Has this turned into Twilight?!”

“Fili and Kili are the 2.0 Meriadoc and Pippin, except everyone hopes they brother fuck”

Me: This is where my Thilbo OTP was born

Friend: Is OTP code for I’m a douchebag, asshole?

“GUILLERMO DEL TORO RUINS EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!”

And that’s it folks. We are all drunk and the Tolkien aficionado is sad and angry.