ELEMENTARY, SHERLOCK!

All things Sherlockian & Moffatian
  • July 20, 2013 8:20 am

    valeria2067:

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    My ABSOLUTE favorite bit from Benedict’s “spoilers” at Comic Con.

    Martin is going to kick his ass so hard.

    JFC i didnt notice that at first

    IRL lols.

  • July 19, 2013 9:45 pm

    The Heatwave (part 1 of 2)

    mfsexualfrustration:

     “It’s too hot.”

        “So you’ve said. Several times, in fact.”

        “But it is,” you whine, pouting. Generally, you don’t go for the whole spoilt brat look. But today, something is making you feel particularly cheeky. You blame the heat (which has been getting the blame for most things).

        It’s day ten of clear blue skies and scorching sun, and, really. It’s a bit ridiculous. Even night-time offers no relief; thick heat lays draped over you, making your nightdress cling damply to your back and breasts. That is, when you even wear one.

       ”I mean, Jesus Christ, Martin,” you continue, gesticulating over-dramatically, your limbs languid and lazy, limp. “You know, it’s hotter in London than in Nice?”

        “Fascinating.”

        You snort. “I think you mean wrong and really fricking annoying.”

        “The heat makes you crabby, doesn’t it?” Deciding not to dignify that with a response, you tug your sun-hat more firmly onto your head, and tug on the hem of your loose-fitting t-shirt. Excluding underwear, it’s the only thing you can bear to wear.

        “Maybe you’re wearing too much.”

        You look up at that, colour flooding your cheeks as you look over at Martin, sprawled in a deck chair, just in shorts. You’re willing to bet he doesn’t have anything on under them, either.

       ”I’m barely wearing anything as it is,” you say, pushing past the slight tremor in your voice. God. He never fails to excite you. Not even in this heat.

        “But apparently enough to be sweltering.” He’s grinning now, cheekily, smile climbing from ear to ear. A rather large part of you just wants to kiss it off his face.

        Smug bastard.

        

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  • July 17, 2013 7:20 am

    darlingbenny:

    peggman:

    Q: What’s the theme-song of your life?

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    That is some A-level trolling, Martin

    Sex Farm by Spinal Tap

    Working on a sex farm
    Trying to raise some hard love
    Getting out my pitch fork
    Poking your hay

    Scratching in your hen house
    Sniffing at your feedbag
    Slipping out your back door
    Leaving my spray…

  • July 12, 2013 9:14 am

    sherlockology:

    Just posted by Peter Jackson on his facebook page - Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch reunited on the set of The Hobbit!

    And below, the image that accompanied the news that Martin Freeman has now completed filming on The Hobbit trilogy!

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    I can’t fucking handle all of these pics of Benedict one right after the other and then Martin JFc they are trying to kill me this is a plot to kill me

  • July 6, 2013 3:11 pm

    martin freeman | love actually outtake

    AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    How is that even a position?!@

    (Source: emilyisobsessed)

  • July 3, 2013 3:46 pm

    SHERLOCK IS GOING TO COMIC CON 2013!

  • July 2, 2013 3:14 pm
    karin-woywod:

2011 07 29 - United Kingdom - Filming ’ Sherlock ’ Season 02 ’ A Scandal In Belgravia ‘
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Sherlock with (child actress) Honor Kneafsey, (child actress) Ilana Kneafsey, Martin Freeman & Benedict Cumberbatch
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    karin-woywod:

    2011 07 29 - United Kingdom - Filming ’ Sherlock ’ Season 02 ’ A Scandal In Belgravia

    [4592 x 3056 pixels]

    Sherlock with (child actress) Honor Kneafsey, (child actress) Ilana Kneafsey, Martin Freeman & Benedict Cumberbatch

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    this looks really, bizarrely edited.

  • July 1, 2013 7:42 am

    redcat18:

    sannapersikka:

    Martin + animal = superlative cuteness

    SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-SCALE

    The long haired dachshund in the 5th gif is his IRL pet. ( * 3 * )

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