Martin Freeman? One for you.
Andrew Scott? One for you, Andrew Scott, YOU GO, Andrew Scott!
And. Ugh. Stephen Moffat? Do we have a Stephen Moffat here?
It’s Steven.
Oh Steven! Here you go, one for you.
And none for Benedict Cumberbatch. BYE!
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Sherlock gets an I.O.U.
HEARTBREAK DUDE.
Tumblr is evil.
That is why it is my home.
Vulture sought one thing and one thing only forour Sherlock contest: The best alternate definition of “Benedict Cumberbatch,” personhood optional. First, our noble runners-up:
yesindeed: Benedict Cumberbatch (n): a generic term for any welcome sign posted for those entering a cucumber patch; can also be applied to welcoming remark spoken to someone entering a cucumber patch. Example: “As I walked into the cucumber field, a Benedict Cumberbatch was yelled to me in a friendly manner by the itinerant field hands.” Seemingly unrelated yet related term: Cumberbatchy (adj.): used to describe someone that is both quite strange-looking and incredibly attractive at the same time, usually distinguished by pronounced cheekbones or teeth. See also: Tennantish.
ewallace: Sex.
And our grand prize winner of an autographed Blu-ray, DVD, and poster:
fheaney: Benedict Cumberbatch was a breakfast dish famously enjoyed by Catherine Howard, the fifth wife of Henry VIII; the brief craze she inspired for it came to an abrupt end upon the occasion of her beheading. It consisted of a baked hash of goose liver, dandelion greens, suet, currants, and quail eggs (yolks only), served on a scone and garnished with sliced cucumber. Her love for this dish combined with her execution for adultery led to the popular superstition that seeing a quail lay an egg meant one’s lover was untrue.
Thanks for playing and giving us some lolz to detect, commenters.http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/sherlock-contest-winner.html
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This was my favorite though–
“Benedict Cumberbatch: A carefully tended outgrowth of ear hair that hosts nightly salons of Irish writers and the occasional Eucharist.”
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Steven Moffat on whether or not Sherlock and John love each other

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