ELEMENTARY, SHERLOCK!

All things Sherlockian & Moffatian
  • May 30, 2013 2:08 am
    galllowscalllibrator:

you little shits 

    galllowscalllibrator:

    you little shits 

    (Source: terezi-tiesrope)

  • May 17, 2013 12:28 am

    reapersun:

    thousandskies:

    SHERLOCK and JOHN in many shapes and forms!​ My personal favorite is them as table lamps. Part of my contribution for 7 Patch Problem Artbook

    I want Lamp!Lock fanfic I demand it plz

    That safe and piggiebank tho

  • April 28, 2013 12:53 am

    iamthetrainedcormorant:

    Cara McGee’s tea party at the Adagio store was HELLA RAD YOU GUYS. There were TONS of people there- and Cara was kind enough to sit for HOURS and not only MEET EVERYONE but make each person their own tiny drawing! I am always astounded at that girl’s persistence in just being so damned nice. Met some fantastic new friends & it was so great seeing/remeeting 221bcon peeps! Sometimes I feel like the con was just dream- too awesome for RL. But no!! RL FTW. Also? It miiiiiight have been my first time cosplaying? I went as Hipster Thorin Oakenshield! The shirt is screen printed and sewn by me- as is the LOG PURSE which might be my new favorite hilarious object. (Note the blinged out key to Erebor! Thanks, forevs21- seemed only fitting.) Looking forward to checking out c2e2 tomorrow! Look for me- i’ll be the one in the hammerhead shark costume. Muahahaha…

    OMG that oaken shield purse is killing me! amazing!!

  • April 25, 2013 12:12 am

    Playing the Hobbit Mustache Game with a Tolkien Scholar who is watching the Hobbit for the first time.

    elementarysherlock:

    The movie has ended. Here are some more poignant quotes from the Tolkien scholar:

    “What the fuck is this?”

    “That’s Thorin Oakenshield? THAT’S THORIN OAKENSHIELD?! He looks like a roided out Boromir.”

    “What THE FUCK is this?”

    “Peter Jackson needs to stop wiping his ass with the Simurilian.”

    “This never happened. This never happened.”

    “Fili is a fucking elf.”

    “Homo-hobbit”

    “Here, blow your nose with my crotch suede”

    “Ok, yea. Like Orcs really fucking care about genetic lineage.”

    “This is a cluster fuck of horrible”

    “…And that bird just knows to shit on one side of his face?”

    “This is like the Judd-Apatow-ization of the fantasy genre and that is not ok”

    “Emo dwarf is emo”

    “It really says a lot when a 1970s made-for-tv animation rocks the shit out of a billion dollar movie”

    “Can’t leave without my rabbit chariot!”

    “Clearly Thorin just wants to fuck the elves, thats why he has a problem with them. Bring your lube and a rubber glove.”

    “Agent Smith.”

    “This alludes nothing to the hubris of Thorin. He’s just a dick in this. A hot dick. But a fucking emo dick”

    “The white orc would be a lot scarier if he didn’t have a fucking whisk for a hand.”

    “This is like the scorpion king meets Tolkien?”

    “Thunder giants? What is this rock-em-sock-em bullshit?!”

    Rock’em Sock’em:

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    — Tolkien aficionado has said nothing during Riddles in the Dark scene. Is currently hitting forehead with fist.—-

    —Intermittent arguments——

    “Thorin. Poor man’s Aragon”

    “This is the worst portrayal of Thorin ever. You can’t make someone heroic and a douche by making him taciturn.”

    —Long series of expletives as Thorin and company listen to Bilbo’s speech—

    “Has this turned into Twilight?!”

    “Fili and Kili are the 2.0 Meriadoc and Pippin, except everyone hopes they brother fuck”

    Me: This is where my Thilbo OTP was born

    Friend: Is OTP code for I’m a douchebag, asshole?

    “GUILLERMO DEL TORO RUINS EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!”

    And that’s it folks. We are all drunk and the Tolkien aficionado is sad and angry. 

    I, who love the Hobbit, have enjoyed seeing the utter meltdown.

    Good night!

  • April 24, 2013 9:08 pm

    Playing the Hobbit Mustache Game with a Tolkien Scholar who is watching the Hobbit for the first time.

    A selection of quotes thus far:

    "What the fuck is this?"

    "That’s Thorin Oakenshield? THAT’S THORIN OAKENSHIELD?! He looks like a roided out Boromir."

    "What THE FUCK is this?"

    "Peter Jackson needs to stop wiping his ass with the Simurilian."

    "This never happened. This never happened."

    "Fili is a fucking elf."

    "Homo-hobbit"

    "Here, blow your nose with my crotch suede"

    "Ok, yea. Like Orcs really fucking care about genetic lineage."

    "This is a cluster fuck of horrible"

    "…And that bird just knows to shit on one side of his face?"

    "This is like the Judapatowization of the fantasy genre and that is not ok"

    "Emo dwarf is emo"

    "It really says a lot when a 1970s made for tv animation rocks the shit out of a billion dollar movie"

    "Can’t leave without my rabbit chariot!"

    "Clearly Thorin just wants to fuck the elves, thats why he has a problem with them. Bring your lube and a rubber glove."

    "Agent Smith."

    "This alludes nothing to the hubris of Thorin. He’s just a dick in this. A hot dick. But a fucking emo dick"

    "The white orc would be a lot scarier if he didn’t have a fucking whisk for a hand."

    "This is like the scorpion king meets Tolkien?"

    "Thunder giants? What is the rock-em-sock-em bullshit?!"

    — Tolkien aficionado has said nothing during Riddles in the Dark scene. Is currently hitting forehead with fist.—-

    —Intermittent arguments——

    "Thorin. Poor man’s Aragon"

    "This is the worst portrayal of Thorin ever. You can’t make someone heroic and a douche by making him taciturn."

    —Long series of expletives as Thorin and company listen to Bilbo’s speech—

    "Has this turned into Twilight?!"

    "Fili and Kili are the 2.0 Meriadoc and Pippin, except everyone hopes they brother fuck"

    Me: This is where my Thilbo OTP was born

    Friend: Is OTP code for I’m a douchebag, asshole?

    "GUILLERMO DEL TORO RUINS EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!"

    And that’s it folks. We are all drunk and the Tolkien aficionado is sad and angry.

  • March 18, 2013 10:09 pm
    wingsunfurled:

“Shit, I’m late for Series 3!”
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    wingsunfurled:

    “Shit, I’m late for Series 3!”

  • February 27, 2013 4:03 pm
    sassyhedgehog:

galifianafuck:

Exclusive First Look! Benedict Cumberbatch (as seen above) is captured behind the set of the third series of Sherlock on a Sunday night. Mark Gatiss, co-writer of Sherlock states that “Sherlock goes into a lot of depression after the famous Fall because he has been so alone without John and Mrs Hudson, so he decides to shave off all his hair, and thus, becoming a Bald Sherlock Holmes, it’s quite a good look on him.” Steven Moffat added, “Yes, we went for this look because it really shows what Sherlock has gone through over the years…”. We interviewed Benedict Cumberbatch and all he could tell us was “My bald head reflects back the sunlight, it’s fabulous.” We weren’t able to ask any other questions about the new episodes, but both writers stated “It’ll be a totally different Sherlock Holmes.” Sherlock returns in March 2016. Mark those calendars Sherlockians. (source)

hahah was not expecting that.

What? YES

    sassyhedgehog:

    galifianafuck:

    Exclusive First Look! Benedict Cumberbatch (as seen above) is captured behind the set of the third series of Sherlock on a Sunday night. Mark Gatiss, co-writer of Sherlock states that “Sherlock goes into a lot of depression after the famous Fall because he has been so alone without John and Mrs Hudson, so he decides to shave off all his hair, and thus, becoming a Bald Sherlock Holmes, it’s quite a good look on him.” Steven Moffat added, “Yes, we went for this look because it really shows what Sherlock has gone through over the years…”. We interviewed Benedict Cumberbatch and all he could tell us was “My bald head reflects back the sunlight, it’s fabulous.” We weren’t able to ask any other questions about the new episodes, but both writers stated “It’ll be a totally different Sherlock Holmes.” Sherlock returns in March 2016. Mark those calendars Sherlockians. (source)

    hahah was not expecting that.

    What? YES

  • February 25, 2013 3:55 pm

    OMFG

    College Humor does it again

    Tumblr Dash: The Musical

    :46 mark

  • February 21, 2013 10:30 pm

    sherlockspeare:

    these-words-they-will-not-heal:

    a-weeping-angel-just:

    royalprat:

    almostnotahobbit:

    sherlockspeare:

    I have too much time today. This is the Sherlock’s eyes appreciation post. Believe me, it is. You know how much I love Benedict…

    It’s like there’s a tiny Voldemort in his face

    moisturize me

    I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE

    I JUST SPENT 20 MINUTES LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE OF THAT COMMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR 

    Okay. What about this.

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    And this.

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    And then these happened too.

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    I’m so in love with them. Seriously. That’s why.

    are u okay?

  • February 18, 2013 7:34 am

    "I’m the biggest prankster. I convinced Benedict Cumberbatch that he had to wear special cream when we worked in this facility on the movie otherwise he’d get radiation poisoning. He, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana put it on. Me and Chris Pine played this joke on virtually the whole cast. It was called Neutron Cream and the whole crew was in on it. We had little pots of it made. Benedict did an entire morning shoot with dots (of cream) all over his face, which was a joy."

    Simon Pegg, on playing pranks during the filming of Star Trek here.

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    (via phunkyvanspam)

    Story sounds a bit fishy to me (Source is the Daily Fail)

    Daily Mirror it seems, but if true, I hope there is footage. Poor B :D

    (via londonphile)

    OoooOooo blooper reel.